Remember when I did that photo shoot a few weeks ago to get a professional head shot? No? I didn’t tell you about that? Odd. Given that a homeless gentleman lacking clothing in the reproductive area photo bombed a set of the pics, I’m a little surprised it’s not documented here. Originally, I was concerned [...]
Layla has her quirks — eating undies, leaving the toilet seat up, and chasing anything on wheels (please keep that image in your periphery), but overall she’s the perfect sidekick, always up for anything. I brought her with me to work on the porch of Starbucks because it was 70-degrees. I snapped this photo of [...]
This isn’t a great recipe if you don’t eat meat, but for those of us who are just pretending we don’t eat meat or for those who dismiss high cholesterol as part of a conspiracy theory to scare us into healthy, well-rounded, responsible human beings like global warming or “exercise,” this is a great breakfast-on-the-go [...]
You don’t have to take their abusive shit anymore. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Tell a friend
Monday night my mom kept Nora so I could regroup. And before I move on, I feel compelled to say, yes, I know how very lucky I am to have my parents’ help. I always felt grateful, but never fully realized how spoiled I was until Nora started having play dates and her friends’ parents [...]
My takeaways on being Ralphie for just one hour: They really considered your lady parts in the design of this thing which I very much appreciate. But it’s deceiving. Once you curl into your usual fetal position it pulls at the crotch from the tension at your enclosed footies and we are talking major flossing. [...]
Tracy can’t look at me without laughing, which is rude because some of us are just trying to survive, Tracy. It was get to a meeting on time or fix this, and punctuality seemed like the more easy responsible choice of the two. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share with Stumblers [...]
The intensity of your urge to poop is directly proportional to the number of bathrooms available in public. Those bathrooms publicly available attract every disproportionally attractive male with a force that is directly related to the size of your ego. Empirical evidence shows that the disproportionally attractive males will, in fact, be represented as single [...]
Tracy wants me to join a dating site. I would rather write about how Nora calls her pinky finger her HINKY finger. Hang on while my uterus contracts for a minute. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. There. The biggest misconception about parenting is that you give birth to a kid and the labor pains stop. No. My uterus is [...]
I don’t have cable because it makes me feel superior to those who do. Also, I’m cheap and cable is not. But mainly it suggests I do better things with my time like read books and clean out my closet and make crafts involving glue sticks and beads. While I do read a lot, we [...]