I’m obviously talking about my uterus. A lot of people ask if I want more kids. Or if I’m sad that as a single mother I can’t right now. I guess technically I could have more kids –WHATUP OCTOMOM — but did you know once you have a kid your uterus becomes “floppy”? I learned that in my child birthing class. Uh, I suspect it looks something like a deflated whoopee cushion. Or a rotten cantaloupe. No, that doesn’t make sense (and you have no idea how angry I am that cantaloupe has a “u” in it. Really CantaloUpe?? It’s just plain arrogant). Anyway, point is — the more kids the floppier the uterus, so that helps me accept my circumstances. Moms with 3 or more kids, my condolences.
I do wonder how Nora’s life will be different as an only child. I have a sister and am better because of her. But as of now Nora is happy with what she has. As is Layla. So I’m following their lead.